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And now, on the day I've joined facebook... my 100 favorite movies continued...

37. WONDER BOYS (Curtis Hanson)
I
remember this film as part of an advantageous double feature: left to
my own devices on a winter night, an empty house with no one around, I
rented both DANCER IN THE DARK and WONDER BOYS. After the sledgehammer
depression of the otherwise brilliant DANCER IN THE DARK, I needed
WONDER BOYS. Bouncy and cocksure, WONDER BOYS proved to be the best
possible chaser I could encounter at the moment.
Really,
there are a lot of haters that this one could silence. People who claim
Michael Douglas has only one performance should watch this, as he’s
really having a great time as the beleaguered, pot-smoking,
procrastinating professor sitting on thousands of unpublished pages as
he learns that he’s impregnated the dean’s wife (Frances McDormand,
typically great). Those who think Tobey Maguire is boring can take in
his Dustin Hoffman-like livewire turn here as the promising writer with
a labrynthe death wish. And of course, Katie Holmes, shortchanged in
the arc department here, still gets a number of affecting moments as
the whipsmart, panties-clad crush.

Also see: DECONSTRUCTING HARRY (Woody Allen)
Another
film about doomed writers, DECONSTRUCTING HARRY really isn’t one of the
best Woody Allen pictures. But it’s still fairly different and clever
than some of his works, as Allen essentially plays himself, a man who
begins walking through his own personal hell as his characters start
coming to life and the lines separating reality and fiction blur. It’s
funny, but mostly very meanspirited, biting Allen, one of the best of
his later films.

36. DEATH RACE 2000 (Paul Bartel)
Hell
yes. Remake this? Perish. DEATH RACE 2000 still kicks an unholy amount
of ass. See!- badass David Carradine as the masked Dr. Frankenstein!
See!- a young Sylvester Stallone steal ever scene he’s in! See!- a
futuristic sport that awards participants for running over totally
innocent pedestrians! See!- retro ultra-violence, as only producer
Roger Corman can provide! See!- Tits! It’s more than just a good
time... it’s a religion.

Also see: SERIES 7: THE CONTENDERS (Daniel Minahan)
For
more casual murders of everyday people, see this inspired comedy. Told
as overlapping episodes of a hit show called THE CONTENDERS during a
marathon, SERIES 7 follows the adventures of the pregnant Dawn, as she
fights to retire from THE CONTENDERS program, a show that forces
contestants to kill or be killed. The sight of everyday people being
given firearms and being forced to kill isn’t nearly as surprising as
the ease in which they do it, argues this sick black comedy, which
nails every reality show landmark with expert ease (particularly
considering it as made before the current “reality” craze). One of the
best aspects of the reality format (the film is shot on video) is that
the actors’ performances are so immediate and so real that I was
immensely disappointed to see one of them, the old lady, appear in a
commercial recently, therefore shattering my reality (and gasp!- she
was playing a “real person” giving a testimonial to a medical
product!). In that vein, the movie loses a bit now that I recognize the
final reel performance of the great Will Arnett of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.

35. MEAN STREETS (Martin Scorsese)
I
had thought highly of Scorsese’s gritty street opera when I had first
saw it, but it wasn’t until I caught it on a bill with RAGING BULL and
TAXI DRIVER when I realized how personal it was. MEAN STREETS isn’t
just young Italians in New York City. MEAN STREETS are your streets, my
streets. They are the places where our friends are, even if we don’t
want to admit it. They are the areas you’ve been to but don’t want to
visit, yet accidently end up at again. The sense of community in MEAN
STREETS is something that has never made New York City seem so small
and intimate.

Also see: DRUNKEN ANGEL (Akira Kurosawa)
It’s
appropriate that Scorsese wants to remake this Kurosawa film, as it has
the same affection for it’s surroundings. It’s urban crime atmosphere
paints a portrait of a landscape that’s as much of a character as any
other. DRUNKEN ANGEL is a heartfelt story of an alcoholic doctor and
the reckless gangster he’s forced to rehabilitate, and like MEAN
STREETS, the moral ambiguity on display makes you forget exactly who’s
redeeming whom. Now why isn’t this on DVD?

And also see: HUSTLE AND FLOW (Craig Brewer)
“You
know it’s haaaard out here for a pimp!!” Morally, I find much of HUSTLE
AND FLOW objectionable. I did the first time I caught it, after a
couple of days ruminating and re-evaluating the “good time” I had
watching it. Yet, even with these reservations of the questionable
ethics and misogyny of filmmaker Craig Brewer, I sat down again and
caught it and remained wrapped up again in the steely desperation of
uneducated, overmatched DJay and his desire to make more of himself
than a woman-abusing pimp. Particularly enthralling is how the camera
never turns it’s eye away from the creative process at points, crafting
some exciting sequences out of the construction of an otherwise
pedestrian crunk anthem.

34. ALL THE REAL GIRLS (David Gordon Green)
ALL
THE REAL GIRLS means a lot to me. It’s one of those films that strikes
a chord in me emotionally, to the point where I miss watching it like I
would miss a former lover whom I’ve lost contact with. As a
still-blossoming angel, Zooey Deschanel is luminous, and it’s easy to
see why lothario Paul Schneider instantly falls head over heels in love
with her, for his very first time. At moments, David Gordon Green’s
prose concerning the uneducated Midwest is a bit too poetic, but the
beauty on display in the intimate love affair between the leads and the
landscape is heartbreaking. Also, there’s a character named after
Strong Bad.

Also see: Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN (Alfonso Cuaron)
From
romantic intimacy to purely sexual longing. Alfonso Cuaron’s endlessly
intoxicating fable of two young boys who are forced to come of age
during a sloppy dual courtship of a rebellious older woman packs the
heat through a series of sweaty sexual encounters that fuel the film.
The handheld camera during the film’s many sexually stimulating scenes
reflects the bumbling awkwardness of the two leads as well as the
frustration of their female partners, which adds a very intimate layer
to an already smoldering film about being gloriously young and sexually
untamed despite the reckless emotions of others.

33. GHOST WORLD (Terry Zwigoff)
I
saw GHOST WORLD at the right time: during high school, when I was soon
to be scuttled off into the outside world without a plan. It
immediately struck a chord to me: without ever reading the source
material, what the phrase “ghost world” means to me is a place between
leaving high school and entering the real world, a place in which many
souls find themselves in limbo. The film begins at the start of the
deterioration of the friendship of the protagonists, and it soon
spirals out of control very realistically, until one loses their way
amid a sea of unrealistic expectations and listless esoterica. It’s a
grand tragedy, one with an ending that frustrates me highly; I feel
robbed of closure, feeling that I must selfishly know what happens,
even if I know it won’t make the film better. Whenever you’re rooting
for more about the characters at the expense of the film they
inhabit... well, that’s true love.

Also see: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (Judd Apatow)
I
just saw this film during the making of this list, so it wasn’t really
eligible, but surely it’s been earmarked for a later top forty
position. Like GHOST WORLD, it’s the story of a man who loses himself
in his own world: he’s not just a virgin to sex, but to social
interactions. Like GHOST WORLD, it’s not a melodramatically theatrical
tragedy, but rather a portrait of people we see everyday, who merely
fall between the cracks, feeding themselves with their lack of
self-awareness. In the hands of another actor, Andy Stitzer would have
been a punchline, a socially inept retard, but Steve Carrel plunges
unforseen depths in crafting a very real and utterly loveable, standup
protagonist.

Also see: AMERICAN SPLENDOR (Sheri Springer, Robert Pucini)
In
the vein of GHOST WORLD, also based on a non-superhero comic book, this
fairly ordinary tale of an ordinary guy going through an ordinary life
is a unique portrait of Americana, made wholly real through not only a
great Paul Giamatti performance as Harvey Pekar but also a moving turn
by Hope Davis as his sweetheart. As the multifaceted four-color world
of comic books enliven Pekar’s life and blur the separation of real
life and fiction, so too, does the film, which features both Giamatti
and Pekar as well as a moment that features a stage play of AMERICAN
SPLENDOR.

32. OUT OF SIGHT (Stephen Soderbergh)
I
didn’t know Steven Soderbergh. I figured George Clooney was a two bit
TV actor (and a terrible Batman, for the record). Jennifer Lopez was
Selena. Elmore Leonard was just another best-selling author. I was not
prepared for OUT OF SIGHT, which I imagined was another half-baked PULP
FICTION ripoff. I was not prepared for such a deft, often hilarious and
crazily sexy film, one that I would like far more than Tarantino’s
genre-crossing Best Picture nominee. To this day, I can’t bear Jennifer
Lopez in anything, but somehow, I can still love watching her cagey
federal marshal Karen Sisco (although I missed Carla Gugino’s work as
the character in the short-lived show- thanks a lot, ABC-Disney) engage
in a sexual tete-a-tete with Clooney’s suave Jack Foley (who’s hot
enough here to totally gayify me if I were forced to watch this one
hundred times in a row, something I’m not sure I’d hate). Nevermind the
colorful supporting cast, including sly work from Ving Rhames, Steve
Zahn, Don Cheadle, Dennis Farina, Isaiah Washington, Catherine Keener,
Michael Keaton, the immortal Luis Guzman and an unrecognizable Albert
Brooks.

Also see: GET SHORTY (Barry Sonnenfeld)
Although
I could have mentioned JACKIE BROWN, using Michael Keaton’s Ray
Kinsella and his appearance linking the films (despite them being from
two different studios- very cool), I figured everyone knows that’s a
pretty good movie, and the presence of Tarantino as director elevates
that film to something that will ever be forgotten. So I went with this
ten year old film, which, from what I can ascertain, has been slightly
tainted by a remarkably poor reception for it’s recent sequel, BE COOL
(which I have yet to see). Really, John Travolta is one of the most
overrated screen presences in Hollywood history, and I’d be
hard-pressed to come up with a really great performance by him, but he
usually has an uncanny ability to develop chemistry with loaded
ensembles, and that’s never been on better display than it was here.
Like OUT OF SIGHT, the film is helped by a wildly colorful supporting
cast, including the ferocious Dennis Farina, the sexy Rene Russo, the
always-amusing Danny DeVito, the badass Delroy Lindo, and a very funny
performance from Gene Hackman. One reason to hate BE COOL without
having seen it? Harvey Keitel, who cameos in GET SHORTY, appears in BE
COOL as a different, unrelated character, rendering Michael Keaton’s
hard work meaningless. Thanks a lot, Harv.

31. YOU CAN COUNT ON ME (Kenneth Lonergan)
I
hadn’t seen this, and I probably wasn’t ever going to. It seemed like a
tiny film about small events that I really could care less about, one
that I would like if I saw, but was no rush to catch it. And then my
sister recommended it, my sister with decent taste, but one that never
went out of her way to catch a small movie. She said it reminded her of
me, and that I should see it as well. When I started watching it at her
behest, I suddenly realized that wasn’t the best thing.
Mark
Ruffalo, who I remembered from Ton Fontana’s short-lived but neat UPN
show THE BEAT, is essentially a screw-up, reduced to living from
paycheck to paycheck to support a druggie girlfriend that he barely
knows. When he comes to town to meet up with his professional sister,
she is extremely upset to see his life in a mess, and pissed to know he
did some drug time without telling her. It’s a messy revelation, and
the way he recoils and the manner in which she chews him out felt like
so many moments with my sister, to the point where it’s stunning that
Ruffalo and sister Laura Linney aren’t related. The film lives up to
it’s title as Ruffalo finds himself needing the support of his sister,
and she finds a reservoir of love within his embrace as she begins a
self-destructive sexual relationship with her boss (Matthew Broderick).
It’s an emotionally gorgeous film, one that drives me to tears every
time and makes me realize the importance of my sister in my life, the
most important family member to me.

Also see: IGBY GOES DOWN (Burt Steers)
YOU
CAN COUNT ON ME features some great performances, one of them from Rory
Culkin, yet another talented Culkin brood. Which brings me to the best
of the Culkin-as-lead films (although THE GOOD SON kicks ass, and I
never saw MEAN CREEK). IGBY GOES DOWN features Kieran Culkin as the
classic rich ne’er-do-well brat floating from one private school to
another and burning his parents’ money. Kinda like me, without the rich
thing, or the private element of school. But mostly like CATCHER IN THE
RYE, which is to also say it’s fairly universal. Also an excellent
exhibit on how it seems the new millennium has ushered in nothing if
not a new, perpetually stoned Bill Pullman.

And also see: TWO GIRLS AND A GUY (James Toback)
Again
on the personal tip: I caught TWO GIRLS AND A GUY on IFC with a friend
one late night, and we were immediately sucked in. First it was the
noticeably improvisational nature of the film, the performances and the
hotness of Heather Graham and Natasha Gregson Wagner. And then, it
became something entirely different, because there was a point where
Downey Jr.’s character became full of a certain type of bullshit, and
it started to dawn on me: I was watching myself. Seeing Downey Jr.
tapdance around lie after lie poorly enough, stuttering and stammering
as each line of BS intertwined with another even though it was
essentially fruitless and the two women (who he had cheated on with
each other) knew it... well, my friend saw it too, and to this day it’s
a point of derisive laughter between us. A week after I saw it, an
ex-fling IMed me on Instant Messenger, saying, “OMG, I saw a movie the
other day and TOTALLY thought about you!” It wasn’t a surprise when she
told me what it was.

30. HAPPINESS OF THE KATAKURIS (Takashi Miike)
Most
neophytes consider Takashi Miike’s films as being full of twisted,
grotesque, juvenile violence involving psychosexual behavior between
twisted protagonists. Well, what accounts for the sweetness within this
lightly R-rated family comedy? HAPPINESS OF THE KATAKURIS is a joyful
gagfest about an extended family that decides to use their house as an
inn for passing drivers, only to have their coincidental deaths become
a continuing theme as they end up burying body after body through a
series of hilarious song and dance routines. KATAKURIS has a
go-for-broke insanity that brings a lot of energy to the table, to the
point where the story becomes secondary to the intentional, energetic
camp level on display.
Also see: SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER AND UNCUT (Trey Parker and Matt Stone)
Among
subversive but still genuine musical comedies in recent history, the
SOUTH PARK also stands out as a truly great movie that actually
improves by leaps and bounds over an already groundbreaking television
show. We all knew Trey Parker and Matt Stone were gifted satirists with
a love of song, but who knew they had this, the greatest animated
musical Disney wishes they had the balls to make, in them? The story,
featuring a Terence and Philip movie so offensive and inappropriate to
children that it triggers a war between Canada and America, uses a
number of wonderfully colorful supporting characters (including
educator Mr. Mackey, the irrepressible Isaac Hayes-voiced Chef and,
Satan) to illuminate salient points about the culture of blame
instilled in the current generation of parents as well as the control
our media has over what should and shouldn’t be censored. And yes,
George Clooney voiced the doctor who replaces Kenny’s heart with a
baked potato.

29. MEMENTO (Christopher Nolan)
It’s
not very often when I realize I want to see a movie again right after
I’ve first seen it, but once the opening riff on David Bowie’s
“Something In The Air” introduced the credits on Chris Nolan’s second
film, I wanted to stay seated for the very next screening. I wanted to
see how many times Teddy had actually duped Leonard, and vice versa. I
wanted to piece together the notion that perhaps Leonard Shelby wasn’t
Leonard Shelby at all. I wanted to find out how long Natalie had been
pulling strings. And I wanted to acknowledge the potential that there
was more than one reading to the whole damn thing (something that the
DVD and website have already debunked- booo!). More than anything else,
I wanted to savor the really great work from Guy Pearce as the loner
vigilante at the heart of the film, afflicted with memories he doesn’t
want and the failure to replace them. One of the elements I found
interesting about the performance is that if you listen to Pearce’s
speech patterns, they are purposely didactic in a way that suggests him
running down a list of things to say, possibly because of the
repetition developed from such a disease, and possibly because of an
adherence to routine. It’s just a small element of a film that I love,
the best in Chris Nolan’s filmography dedicated to loner heroes with
shady ethics.

Also see: THE PLEDGE (Sean Penn)
I
had a great college roommate once, a guy who I really got along with.
He was a nice fella, and had great taste in music and movies. However,
one thing rankled me: he constantly mentioned THE PLEDGE as the worst
film ever made. He acknowledged that what he said was hyperbole, but
also that he never hated a film so much. How this is possible I could
never understand. Take away Jack Nicholson’s beautifully obsessive lead
portrayal, and you’ve still got a chilly, elliptical filmmaking style
from Sean Penn, who seems to be peeling each scene away from the next,
as well as absorbing cameos from the likes of Benicio Del Toro and
Mickey Rourke, and a chilling ending that frustrates seekers of closure
but makes more than perfect sense within the context of the story.

28. MEET THE FEEBLES (Peter Jackson)
I
am not a puppet movie connoisseur, but it’s fairly easy to acknowledge
my favorite. Peter Jackson’s piss-take on the Muppets is a wickedly
funny and truly grotesque romp featuring an all-star revue called the
Feebles preparing for a bigtime television special as they battle
against STD’s, porn producers, drug addictions, Vietnam hallucinations
and ultimately, one truly pissed hippo. MEET THE FEEBLES features
puppets puking, fucking, shooting up and taking dumps, but the best bit
is a DEER HUNTER-inspired flashback to Vietnam involving puppets in
modern warfare. Also points for the show-stopping "Sodomy" number that
brings the house down, foolishly ensuring me Peter Jackson would never
mention this movie in public after his huge LOTR success (and yet he
did during his Oscar speech!).

Also see: TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE (Trey Parker and Matt Stone)
I
confess to spending the majority of TEAM AMERICA’s runtime thinking,
“This isn’t as good as MEET THE FEEBLES.” Then again, that’s silly,
because I don’t sit through stuff and go, “If only this were more like
ONG BAK.” And before it hits the one hour mark and you realize you’ve
been sitting through one long joke, TEAM AMERICA is funny at points and
uproarious in others. Maybe it’s the musical numbers, which are spotty
but mostly successful. Maybe it’s the puking scene, which is a stunner.
Maybe it’s the graphic puppet sex scene, which is oddly more erotic
than anything found in the films TEAM AMERICA lampoons. Whatever it is,
TEAM AMERICA may be a bit behind CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL and SOUTH PARK in
terms of hilarity, but it’s still more often than not hilarious.

And also see: STRINGS (Anders Ronnow-Klarlund)
Okay,
I actually haven’t seen this, but it felt like it was something I’d
have to plug here. It just came out on DVD and supposedly it’s a very
dark Danish fantasy told with puppets. And at this point, I feel like
I’m not a stranger to that. From what I've heard, it involves magical
kingdoms and HAMLET-type royal tragedies. In other words, a movie Craig
Schwartz would have made.

27. SPIDER-MAN 2 (Sam Raimi)
I’ve
learned a lot of powerful lessons from unlikely sources growing up.
Perhaps the greatest lesson I’ve ever picked up, however, are Stan
Lee’s bold words for the beleaguered Peter Parker: “With great power
comes great responsibility.” Parker learns this in the first SPIDER-MAN
film, of course, but I feel that this is the film that cements it.
Let’s face it, for all it’s indulgences, SPIDER-MAN 2 features many
small, tender (if occasionally obvious) moments that establish the
world of a harried youth, trying to find his way despite a cluttered
schedule where he screws up at work, misses the Lizard’s class and
struggles to hide his affections for the pretty redhead (Kirsten Dunst-
still miscast, but Raimi makes it work). Oh, yeah, and that saving the
world bit. Raimi conveys this theme with a universal sense of
disappointment: we know Peter can never begin to lead a happy life
because of the responsibilities he’s chose to serve.
Alfred Molina’s work as Doctor Octopus is alternately threatening and
heartfelt, while JK Simmons’ J. Jonah Jameson remains the most perfect
representation of a comic character in the films so far. Still, there
are little bursts of unabashed emotion that work the best. Peter’s
revelation to Mary Jane that he can see her now that he’s given up
Spider-Man, the Ditkovich girl coming over for a slice of cake and
especially the very powerful and somewhat surprisingly scene in which
Aunt May walks away from Peter after he’s confessed about being
responsible for Uncle Ben’s death.... it’s appropriate Dashboard
Confessional is on the soundtrack, because SPIDER-MAN 2 is probably the
greatest, most epic emo song ever, put on film.

Also see: THE ROCKETEER (Joe Johnston)
Lost
in the discussion of great superhero pictures is this ultrafun
throwback to an earlier time, a Disney picture that sadly didn’t get
the attention it deserved (very similar in many ways to SKY CAPTAIN AND
THE WORLD OF TOMORROW- see that one too). Bill Campbell is stunt flyer
Cliff Secord, who finds his life drastically altered when he finds a
secret government prototype for a propulsive jet device that enables
the wearer to take flight. When he finds it’s the work of the Nazis
(led by Timothy Dalton), he has to save his beautiful girlfriend Bettie
(intentional shades of Bettie Page, courtesy of Jennifer Connelly) by
suiting up and wearing one of the coolest movie helmets in film history
(which protects his head from rough landings, although it’s never
discussed what saves his legs from being burnt off by the giant flames
shooting from his rocketpack). The flying moments are exhilarating,
bound to capture the imagination of anyone who’s legitimately desired
the ability to fly in real life. As far as performances, the standout
is a wonderfully warm Alan Arkin as the inventor Peavy.